"If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle
difference between a dog and a man."
Mark
Twain
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark
side, and it holds the universe together...."
Carl Zwanzig
"Suppose you
were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself."
Mark Twain
"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always
take something for it."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been
more specific."
Lily Tomlin
"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written
all over it."
Stephen Wright
"There's no trick to being
a humorist when you have the whole government working for
you." Will
Rogers
"Never
miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."
Gore Vidal
"You need to smell the roses once in a while, but you also
need to tickle your funny bone regularly so it won't go numb
on you" Gerry Hopman
The constitution only guarantees the
American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to
catch it yourself. Benjamin
Franklin
Giving
money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car
keys to teenage boys.P.J. O'Rourke
I didn't
inhale. Presidential
candidate Bill Clinton
I was not
lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue. Richard Nixon,
discussing Watergate in 1978
Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life. Brooke Shields,
on why she wanted to become spokesperson for a federal
antismoking campaign.
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